Reality TV

Simon Cowell had ordered the axing of any more Auto-Tuned contestants.

The X Factor burst back on our screens on 21st August with the first audition show of the new series.

Arjun Rajyagor was deservedly the winner of the first series of Junior Apprentice.

The five remaining candidates were all jumping up and down like excited teenagers when they heard they were off to Amsterdam.

All the strong candidates were in Revolution and all the weak ones assembled in Instinct this week.

Little Rhys Rosser was bullied into being project leader, then comprehensively ignored throughout the task and ignominiously fired by Lord Sugar.

Even though during the series it seemed like the role of Dorothy could go to any of them, the final had no real surprises.

Hannah and Adam were nominated as project managers and then had to swap sides.

The British general election has finally taken place and Baron Sugar (what initials will now take the place of SAS?) is allowed back on BBC TV screens.

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber has had his final say. In this weeks' semi-final of Over the Rainbow he decided to save Lauren and send Steph home.