During Chelsy's 21st birthday celebrations, guests were reduced to fits of laughter at the speeches given by the birthday girl's brother and friends.
Shaun Davy explained that Chelsy was well known for her "Chelsyisms", as he calls the phrases or statements his sister uses. Shaun, who is a year younger than Chelsy, said “My sister is famous for her Chelsyisms. Harry always says she is as gaffe-prone as George Bush — but much better looking.
“Last month she said, ‘Shaun, are woolly mammoths extinct?’ I said, ‘You can’t be serious’. But she was totally convinced mammoths were still alive.
“She asked our father why grass-eating buffalo didn’t eat deer when they got hungry. That’s Chelsy and we love her for it.”
Harry was said to be in complete agreement when Shaun launched into a verbal spray regarding Chelsy's driving skills (or lack of). Shaun Davy said “In a year Chelsy has had no fewer than four car crashes. She rings me and Harry and tells us it isn’t her fault.
“She believes city planners in Cape Town move poles and lampposts just to make her crash. “Driving with her is like jumping with a parachute. Once you realise your life is no longer in your own hands you enjoy the thrill — but on the ground you promise never to do it again.”
Even Chelsy's best friends got in on the joke, saying “We all know Chelsy has the memory of a goldfish — so if she remembers your name tonight, then congratulations.
“And, Chels, your Ricky Gervais impersonations have got to stop. They’re not funny to anyone but Harry — who says they were the thing that attracted him to you in the first place.”
“If you’ve encountered Chels on a cocktail night, you’ve probably been forced to gyrate on a table. “It’s puzzling she attracts so much male attention — considering that after 2am her dancing looks like Britney Spears in a frenzy.”
Harry seemed to be also in their line of fire, with one of the girls saying “If you’ve seen Ricky Gervais, it may give a fair indication of where Chelsy’s standards in men lie . . . ginger. Yes Chels, ginger. Not strawberry blond.”
Chelsy's parents were also there, with her much maligned father Charles describing his daughter as “the best diamond in the mine”.